Does my bum look big in this blog?

A funny thing happened to me recently. But not really. Someone asked me if Id enjoyed a particular art event I had recently attended. What?! How did she know where I'd been??I The reply? The (dreaded) facebook page belonging to the gallery. OH NO. It's like driving past a car crash. You know you shouldn't look, you know it will only lead to tears.... but before you can stop yourself you whip out your nearest device. A marathon scrolling session starts only to conclude with a horrific finding. Not ONE but THREE photos of yourself....ahhhhhhh PHOTO NUMBER ONE: SIDE ON! (ergh) PHOTO NUMBER TWO: EATING !!!!!!I (There is a reason why the royals never eat on their walkabouts) PHOTO NUMBER THREE a